Because TLIF is a medical term as well, I’ve decided to try a new acronym. Today we have: Thank Technichally King of the Ice Giants It’s Friday

Which, once it’s all spelled out, is kind of clunky. But the letters might make an interesting bumper sticker. We had this conversation once at home about the early days of chat acronyms. Like LOL and the like. This stemmed from someone telling me I sounded like an AOL brat (back in the days when AOL was THE place to be a brat) and I responded in offence, letting him know I’d been online before brats even knew what AOL was (which was back in the days AOL came on 1.44″ floppy disks and only came with 10 free hours a month and that was enough because who in their right mind needed to be online for more than 10 hours in any given month?)

And the best substitution we came up with was a variation of ROFLMAO (rolling on the floor laughing my ass off). Which was ROFCRS (rolling on the floor committing ritual sepaku – don’t even ask).

I started thinking about comparisons to Shakespeare and all those words he inveted. Did you know in Utah, soda is called pop, but if you say that in the south, all the people look at you funny and some kind of snicker?

Or, if you’d prefer, a study was recently conducted that showed that you can frequently tell in 140 characters or less, what part of they country someone lives in? This research project analyzed tweets from all across the US and found trends not only in the words used, but they way they were mispelled depending on the part of the country the tweeters were in.

Which makes me wonder – with all this access to anyone we want all over the world, how does such a distinct dialect based on region continue to exist? Sure, we interract every day with people face-to-face, but if we’re bringing that online after, how do we know the girl in Australia hasn’t started saying ‘pop’ when she wants a soda?

Or, is it possible that despite all our thoughts and theories about digital content being a globalizing force, that really we’re not as plugged in as we believe we are?

And does a writer have more influence on that global spread of trend than your average person?